The Happy Birthday Cake 

On your girlfriend or wife's birthday, you buy her favorite birthday cake and feed it to her. About a half hour later, you have sex with her doggie-style, and while penetrating her vagina,you stick a ping-pong paddle, or other flat, round shaped object, into her anus. She then takes a dump that comes out in the shape of a cake. You flip her on her back, placing the "birthday cake" on her stomach, adding a lit candle or two. You then fuck her missionary style, and when you cum you ejaculate "frosting" all over the birthday cake, also extinguishing the lit candles. Happy Birthday, Sweetie!

Tonight I'm going to give my girlfriend The Happy Birthday Cake!

The Happy Birthday Cake by lovemyelie March 24, 2011

Harry Belafonte Birthday Surprise

A Harry Belafonte birthday surprise is when a man inserts his penis into a birthday cake and farts, or 'queefs', out of his' penis into the cake, leaving the expelled gas in the cake.

The cake taste bad because I performed a Harry Belafonte Birthday Surprise.

Harry Belafonte Birthday Surprise by MSU TS May 30, 2007

Carl Marx's birthday 

May 5th. It is celibrated by the american communist party and is a day on which they protest economic explotation and is also used for special events. Carl Marx was born on May 5, 1818.

What are we doing on Carl Marx's birthday?

Carl Marx's birthday by Deep blue 2012 May 6, 2010

24 november birthday 

you deserve the world honey <3

24 november birthday

24 november birthday by gattoaformadigatto November 24, 2021

erins birthday 

an amazing prank in which an un-named friend blindfolds an erin, lathers her in ketchup, and makes her sit with him/her in a jaccuzzi with a sailor hat on.
(or it can just mean sex with an erin who has a sailor hat on)

lots of fun. =)

kelsey: so how did erins birthday turn out?
levi: pretty well, it took forever getting the hat on though.

erins birthday by kelss November 26, 2007

it's your birthday

an excuse to smoke a fat sac and drink till u cant even stand and then just act totally retarded cause hey ITS YO BIRTHDAY! and no one can stop u, its like u turn into a super hero when someone states "it's yo birthday"

you: yo i dunno if i should drink tonight cause i have church in the morning
friend: nah fuck it, its yo birthday! GO (name here) IT'S YO BIRTHDAY!!!

it's your birthday by deenie June 17, 2004

doesn't come to my birthday parties 

An answer to give when someone asks you if you know of a certain celebrity, or general VIP, but in all honesty you're clueless. A nearly desperate way to salvage some cool about not being in the know.

Person A: Hey, did you hear the new Lady Gaga single yesterday?

Person B: Nope . . . whoever she is, she doesn't come to my birthday parties.

Person A: What a surprise.

doesn't come to my birthday parties by boustrophedonik June 23, 2010