chunk the deuce 

To literally shit vomit. It really hurts.

I felt so bad from last night that I chunked the hugest deuce.

That girl was so busted it made me chunk the deuce in her face.

J-rod became infatuated with scat porn that he had his boyfriend chunk the deuce in his nose for months after the surgery.

chunk the deuce by Room 402 September 10, 2006

Double Deuce 

Using two of the same attack at the same time to totally own someone into last week.

"My girlfriend is cuter than yours."
"...DOUBLE DEUCE!"
*punches in the face and kicks in the groin*
"Suck it."

Double Deuce by Robert Akins June 2, 2004

6 Deuce 

A mazda 626

Check out that 6 Deuce!

6 Deuce by Faygo October 5, 2003

Deuce Faw 

Used in conversations as a word that means "no worries" or "its all good"

"hey man that chick was a total whore, but hey i got laid so deuce faw"

Deuce Faw by Dirtdragon September 23, 2011

deuce nozzle 

Asshole, butt, shitter, posterior

That guy's one of them, takes it in the deuce nozzle.

deuce nozzle by Shuaman January 17, 2016

The Deuce 

Weight of 200 lbs.
Usually in reference to fat people, particularly women.

How much do you weigh baby, about 150?
Nah? 170?
Nuh uh? 190?
No? Holy shit bitch, don't tell me you're bustin the deuce!

The Deuce by pimpology 1 and 2 September 5, 2003

Deuce Sploosh 

The splash of fetid toilet water that hits you in the ass when you launch a shit-missle into the bowl.

Darren, suddenly seized with the need to drop plops, sprinted to the bathroom and unloaded with such bad intentioned velocity that he deuce splooshed himself.

Deuce Sploosh by ShogunHaiku March 13, 2010