There are 3 things to keep in mind when talking about Texan football, first it's not
egg chasing, second is the date
November 22, 1963 and thirdly and most
importantly is my man Bill Hicks and his iconic back and to the side routine.
So once you put all of these random threads together you are describing a really negative football (soccer) team that only seems to play the ball back and to the side.