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glaucoma of the anus

When one is simply tired of dealing with work bullshit.
Hey boss, I have glaucoma of the anus. Unfortunately, I can't see my ass coming in today.
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gave birth from my anus

To have a painfully large poo.
Wendy, I just gave birth from my anus!

Emo's Anus

Something that likes to be stuffed. Is different from a normal anus because it does come from a hat, so it may not even exist in this field of reality. Originated from a discord server called, "The Secret Organization" that was playing a Cards Against Humanity game. Within the Cards Against Humanity game. The first person to use it was the Ultimate ASMR, also known as Ghost.

It was used several times as a white card to win the round and is now a running joke in the server.
Woah, you stuffed that boxes with oranges, just like Emo's Anus!

Well, gently caress Emo's Anus with a chainsaw and call him Sally!

Welcome to Emo's Anus store!~

My (Emo) anus might be stuffed, but my hopes are up!

It's all coming together! Emo is the gender Emo's Anus!

Never stop Emo's Anus abuse!

Emo's Anus is my city.

Emo's Anus

Something that likes to be stuffed. This anus differs from a normal anus because it does come from a from a hat. So, it may not even exist in this field of reality. Originated from a discord server called, "The Secret Organization" that was playing a Cards Against Humanity game. Within the Cards Against Humanity game, the first person to use the card with the term on it was The Ultimate ASMR, otherwise known as Ghost. It was used several times as a white card, and was even used to win several rounds. It is now a running joke in the server.
Well, gently caress Emo's Anus with a chainsaw and call me Sally!

Emo's Anus is my city.

Wow, those boxes are stuffed with oranges, just like Emo's Anus!

Emo's Anus x Cards Against Humanity

Does that mean Emo's Anus vores stuff?

Welcome to Emo's Anus store!~ (tts version only)

Never stop Emo's Anus abuse.

Emo hats gender is actually an Emo Anus!

Where is Emo's reserve anus? Wait no, the other one.

Do you believe in our Lord and Savior, Emo's Anus?

Large fish anus 

Verrryyy streachy kids.
She got a large fish anus
Large fish anus by Catty meow April 25, 2019

Prepare my anus

A phrase used when dreading an uncomfortable situation.
Jane: Hey Dave what's got you all balled up?

Dave: My wifes' parents are stay over all week, I gotta prepare my anus.