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The awesome dick you get periodically from your side piece. It's only so good because it's limited, taboo, and secretive.

Damn, I just met up with Brad, that vacation dick so good wish I could have it all day, err day.

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A dick so big you can only take it occasionally, as opposed to a boyfriend dick.

I like Jack but he has a vacation dick and not a boyfriend dick.

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A dick that is so large that women can only occasionally.
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Woman: I can't have sex with my boyfriend a lot because he has a vacation dick.

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An above averaged sized penis that someone receives once a year. A rare occasion leading to euphoric feeling.

That dude I hooked up with last night, holy shit. Vacation dick.

Sometimes I just need a vacation dick.

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A dick that is too big to enjoy everyday, but need once in awhile

It's fun to enjoy a vacation dick when you don't have your normal boyfriend dick

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A dick that is so big a girl would consider it a vacation. To big to recieve this on a daily basis

"I went over to my Boyfriends house and we banged, I didn't realize he had a vacation dick I am all sore this morning!"

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