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Your dad left to get the milk 

A description of your dad leaving your mom for somebody else; or used as a popular phrase.
"Your dad left to get the milk 🤣🤣🤣"

cleaning the milk wand 

Another synonym for masturbating. Like the phrases "spanking the monkey" or "beating the meat"

Comes from the motion of cleaning the milk wand that steams milk with a towel to keep milk from drying onto it. Coffee shops (ex. Starbucks, Jazzman's) have milk wands.
Mike was totally cleaning the milk wand in your bathroom.

pouring the milk first 

the wrong way. if you pour milk first you are a demon sent from hell. they will try to convert you, dont believe their lies! what if you pour too much milk? you cant just pick out the milk and keep the cereal! the only time you should be pouring the milk first is when its your 2nd bowl.
Tom: So how was your day?
John: It was awful, I saw a fucking demon pouring the milk first.
Tom: Oh god... I’m so sorry.

crash the milk truck 

when one masturbates and blows a load
crash the milk truck by ryansmith December 25, 2009

The Milky Way 

The Milky Way is a huge place in space full of Goku milk. This milk entered many v.g. and created Yoshi.
The creator of the Milky Way, the creator of all white things, creator of Yoshi is the one and only Gokuand.
The Milky Way by YOSHI 69 March 2, 2020

The Millionare 

== '''The Millionare''' ==
Derived from Millionaire . A millionaire (originally and sometimes still millionaire) is an individual whose net worth or wealth exceeds one million units of currency. It can also be a person who owns one million units of currency in a bank account or savings account. It can also be a person who spends over seven thousand dollars on strippers in one evening. Depending on the currency (euros, dollars, stripper dollars), a certain level of prestige is associated with being a millionaire, which makes that amount of wealth a goal for some, and almost unattainable for others .
"The Millionare" is an urban legend dating back to the late 21st century. As the legend goes...A young lad had traveled many many miles searching for answers to the questions of life. During this travel the young man reached a crossroad and was forced to decide on "''' V.I.P.''', "'''The Shower Show'''", or the "'''The Hot tub '''"...This young man could not decide and purchase all of them, thus creating a new destiny for himself, and raising the bar for every man to ever again visit the Penthouse Club.

This man spent an unheard amount of money. In some towns it is believed that the man only known as The Millionare, spent tens of thousands of dollars on women from every race, size and shape that hazy night on the seashore. Even though this Mythical figure was said to have spent a modest man's salary on temporary gratification, he was still able to depart from this fairytale palace with a grin on his face and skip in his stride.
Over the ages men from every inch of the world have tried to recreate the legend of The Millionare, only to leave in disappoinment, bankrupt, divorced or diseased.

The legend of The Millionare shall be retold for generations to come across the globe, in your town and in mine.
Patron- "That guys tab was $10 thousand dollars!"

Doorman- "Yeah... he's cool...I think he's The Millionare."