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John Sweeney 

A man afraid of commitment
I'm not sure, I'm going to have to pull a John Sweeney on this.
John Sweeney by Helianski94 December 2, 2021

The Sweeney 

Hand in Texas Hold'em, a six-two off-suit, named "The Sweeney". This has a propensity for flopping 2 pair and turning a boat. It's broken pocket aces and pocket kings in the same night. It should only be played by those with faith in the Sweeney, or if it comes as any Sweeney walks in the room. Never try to turn it against a Sweeney as it will only end up hurting you.
What kind of idiot would call $20 with a 6-2? I'm golden with my pocket aces.
The Sweeney by bs June 17, 2005

meghan sweeney 

meghan sweeney is the name of a beautiful, perfect, amazing girl. she is so funny and will make u roll on the floor laughing. she is a good friend who is not a skanky slut in any way. meghan sweeney's usually hate Franklin middle school but will push through the pain just to get out of there. she is really good at soccer and will kick ur ass out on the field.
wow meghan sweeney is gorgeous, Can I be her? I don't wanna play her in soccer.

stiz sweeney 

someone who is lazy and sits next to a guy in science that jacks off in class.
She was sitting on her ass and talking about the guy who sits next to her jacking off in class.
stiz sweeney by Anonymous March 28, 2003

lara sweeney 

Lara Sweeney is a girl anyone would be lucky to know, she's very smart and great at sport but never wants to admit it, she is always the hottest kindest and most popular girl, she is very successful in everything she does and is pretty rich.

One thing that is known about Lara Sweeney is that her true love is someone called Noah
"Wow whose she...I bet she's lara sweeney, and the guy she's next to is probably called noah
lara sweeney by anonymous September 6, 2017

jackson sweeney 

fat ass cunt that thinks he loses weight
God Jackson Sweeney is fucking fat.
jackson sweeney by Dylan Thorn November 12, 2017