Quick Jimmie 

n. A guy who is a chronic premature ejaculator
v. A sexual experience ending in a premature ejaculation

Not to be confused with a quickie which is intentional and often appreciated by both people.

Tasha finally broke up with Tim after 6 months of frustrating quick jimmies.

Ray was such a quick jimmie he would wet his boxers before Gloria got his zipper down.

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Quick Jimmie by Forklift July 20, 2014

The Jimmie Effect 

The Jimmie Effect is a known phenomenon characterized by lowering your level of purity at a rate directly preportionate to how often you talk to jimmiejaz, or someone like him. It's true, and scientifically proven.

Man, that test on okcupid.com said I was 98% pure! But now, after talking to jimmiejaz for 3 months, I'm down to a 16! o noes!

The Jimmie Effect by Io September 7, 2004

Jimmie Vaughan 

Older Brother of famous deceased bluesman Stevie Ray Vaughan, Jimmie Vaughan was guitarist with The Fabulous Thunderbirds before going solo. After making his debut as a singer with his Brother on Family Style he has released 3 albums: Out here, strange pleasure and Do You Get the Blues
Considered by many to be much underrated, he has never attempted to copy his brother’s highly ferocious style, instead opting for a more mellow sound.
His group, the Tilt-A-Wirl band is fairly unique as it contains no bass player. Hammond organist Bill Willis produceing the bands bass sound on the bass pedals of his B3 organ.
Jimmie Vaugan can often be seen playing with other blues starts such as BB King, Eric Clapton, Robert Cray, Buddy Guy and pedal steel guitarist Robert Randolph.

That Guitarist is Jimmie Vaughan

Jimmie Vaughan by Geoff Faro September 14, 2008

Jimmie's Uncle 

When you put a pillow on a womans lap and digitally penetrate her in front of company.

We had a few friends over, so I decided to give my girl a Jimmie's Uncle.

Jimmie's Uncle by FerrariSA September 25, 2009

Lamby Jammies 

Lamby jammies are when you're wearing something extremely comfortable pajamas, but they expose a lot on your body. Lamby jammies are worn at the worse times, like when an unexpected guess enters your house and sees you in your short shorts and croptop. Lamby jammies are worn in the worst times possible, therefore you *sheepishly* want to go through a hole and die.

"Go get some breakfast downstairs," said Ellie.

"Are you kidding?! My friends just entered the house! I don't want to be seen in my lamby jammies," I said.

"Whatever." Ellie replied.

Lamby Jammies by Silly_Flamingo June 13, 2016

splorched my jammies 

when you uh... *splorch* in your jammies :|

stella: vinnie tell us a story
vinnie: well there was this one time where i splorched my jammies in 6th grade math class...

splorched my jammies by 1-800-BEVERLYMARSH October 29, 2020

Jimmie Johnson 

Jimmie Kenneth Johnson is an American professional stock car racing driver whose last full time season ended in 2020. Jimmie Johnson is one of the most well know and definitely one of the best NASCAR drivers who has lived. He has won 7 championships, 5 of which were in row, and 83 wins. He is married to his wife Chandra and has two daughters named Lydia and Genevieve. He is a legend on and off the track and truly the best!

Jimmie Johnson has won his 7th NASCAR cup series championship!

Jimmie Johnson by NASCARFAN48 November 4, 2020