hockey 

Hockey is the fastest paced most exciting sport in North America, but is also one of the least covered. The object of the game is to hit a rubber, circular obect (the puck) into a net while wearing skates. Thge game is played on ice with 5 players and 1 goalie on the ice at a time. Hockey was invented in either Montreal, Kingston, Halifax or Windsor, depending on who you talk to. Hockey is by far the most popular sport in Canada and expansion of the NHL in the southern USA is a long running pet-peeve of Canadians, most of whom can't fugure out why anyone would rather watch baseball, football or basketball. Ranks with soccer as the hardest team sport to master at the highest level.

Frank (Canadian): Did you go see the hockey game yeserday?
Jim: Nah, I stayed home and watched baseball.
Frank: (Breaks into laughter)

hockey by Christian_Hall December 6, 2006

Hockey Puck Gift

When you buy a person a gift that is actually intended for yourself. This is known as a hockey puck gift.

My dad bought his sisters a hockey puck when he was young and used it with his brand new stick he got from his parents...a perfect Hockey Puck Gift :)

Hockey Puck Gift by killerrabbit123 December 30, 2011

hockashimi 

A word uttered under intense physical stress like pre orgasm or when lifting/throwing something heavy

My wife and I were playing around late last night and just before I finished I shouted out HOCKASHIMI for some unknown reason. Oddly enough, it was probably the most satisfying finish I ever experienced.

hockashimi by Shimicreamy April 12, 2021

tree hockey

Basketball

Dem brtuhas be playin some mighty fine tree hockey!

tree hockey by Anonymous April 7, 2003

hockey privilege 

when girls become attracted to hockey players only because they play hockey.

*ryan is ugly, and new to the school*
ava: omg ryan is sooooo hot. he plays hockey
*ryan and ava snap each other despite the fact they haven’t even met in person yet, only because he plays hockey*
this would be an example of hockey privilege

hockey privilege by stay single 4 life November 19, 2020

Hockey Ass 

Hockey Ass is what is created due to the constant squating position hockey players do to get the longest skating stride possible. Working out doing mostly Back squats, Deadlifts, lunges etc, also help in the creation of the perfect hockey ass. It is a firm, large, and muscular bottom which is something puck bunnies are always on the look for. Buying Jeans or other pants can be a disaster as having horse-like thighs and ass makes many pairs too small. Overall, having a Hockey Ass is awesome, and will surely get you laid ;)

Puck Bunny 1: OMG, Here comes #20!

Puck Bunny 2: Look at that Hockey Ass

Hockey Ass by Hockey Jock February 2, 2017

Canadian hockey smile 

The semi-toothless grin of a person missing teeth as a result of playing hockey.

Dave took a puck to the mouth in the game on saturday and lost three teeth, now he has an awesome Canadian hockey smile.

Canadian hockey smile by General Information May 28, 2009