An app created from the 7th circle of Hell. It promises that it acts as an easy-to-use, readily accessible spreadsheet manipulator.

But in reality it slowly rips whatever thin layers of sanity and patience you have left, away... and offers no easy way out.

Past: Et tu Microsoft Excel?
Present: Microsoft Excel is like a keyring with a thousand different keys on it, but only one of the key's open the one lock on one fucking door.
Future: Microsoft Excel?! Oh It is an ancient evil we dare not speak of! For fear of waking the monster beyond the Gates... we must remain silent, yet wary.

Microsoft Excel by maimed monkey May 11, 2020

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Excel

A juicy lucy; An assassin in the MMORPG Aion that has bad DPS and usually dies.

Crucifiction: You do less DPS than Excel!

Excel: You don't get Boon of Quickness.

Excel by Crucifiction June 21, 2010

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excelsior

a word yelled when men see a particularly attractive female within distance for other men to take notice and to not offend the woman directly.

As a gorgeous woman passed his station at the local healthcare plant.....

Seth: EXCELSIOR!!!
Norm: EXCELSIOR!!!
Craig: What the fuck!
Shaun: Some ol' bullshit.
Richard: So i was in the Navy.....

excelsior by bigsight April 27, 2010

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Excel

A hot ass male

girl 1: did you see that hot ass dude
girl 2: you mean that excel

Excel by hellokittykittykittykittyboi November 22, 2019

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