Wizard 

Some crazy old guy who runs around naked holding his penis and yelling.

"I'M A WIZARD AND THIS IS MY WAND PATRICK THE PENIS!"

Wizard by The Great What's-His-Face September 21, 2016

Wizard 

Something that is super-duper coolio bro

That new video game looks SO WIZARD

Wizard by Surmal_and_proud November 14, 2017

Wizard 

Wizard of “Oz”, Oz” meaning “ounce”.

What you say on the phone to your paranoid dealer who consumes to much of their own product and therefore believes that their “line is tapped by the feds”, or send in a text message intead of ounce. Of course if their “line was tapped” or “the feds were reading their messages” then “the feds” would deciever the true meaning of “wizard” because they suspected your dealer of dealing, the “the feds” would deciefer the true meaning of “wizard” in all of about 10 seconds.

Hello...yep, so yeah, I wanna get a wizard off you....How much?!...but a henry is only 20!...Hmmf...Ok, I’ll meet you in the car park of Maccie Ds in 10 minutes.

Wizard by ZeeBeeBaddG November 18, 2018

Wizard 

An extremely impressive, entertaining or awesome feat, person, action or event.

Luke gave me some wizard head last night.

Wizard by LittleLukey-Poo1 January 10, 2019

Wizard 

Ounce (Wizard of Oz)

Alright musher, couldn't sort us a wizard of bud could you?

Wizard by Rasklaat Robbie March 6, 2019

Wizard 

Gandalf

Gandalf is a wizard!

Wizard by Chookest May 8, 2019

Wizard 

The act of ingesting both LSD and shrooms at the same time. Usually performed after a long night. Involves a spiritual trip in which you feel you know everything about everything.

Hayden you're doing a Wizard right now bro.

Wizard by The Wizard Inducer October 22, 2020