Showtime Ruler

Showtime Ruler is a song made by a band called 'WonderlandsxShowtime' from the hit game called Project Sekai
WonderlandsxShowtime is a band made by 4 gay theatre kids called Temna Tsukasa, Otori Emu,Kusanagi Nene and Kamishiro Rui

eaxmple: Showtime Ruler ruler! ruler!

Showtime Ruler by Rosch3lle March 11, 2023

shatter resistant ruler

a ruler that isn't shatter resistant but you smash it against a table anyway, hoping it will break

Jack: Charlotte is this a shatter resistant ruler?
Charlotte: no so don't .....
*Jack smashing the ruler into the table over and over again*
Jack : Charlotte this is a shatter resistant ruler

shatter resistant ruler by mailyobbie October 17, 2017

Hiding a Ruler 

Describes a man with a 12 inch long schlong, dick, cock, jimmy, one-eyed trouser snake, woody, penis.

What Sarah didn't know was that Ron was Hiding a Ruler in his pants and planned to use it on her later that night.

Did you hear about the new guy?
what?
He's Hiding a Ruler!
oh wow! Dibs!

Hiding a Ruler by RedDan69 April 28, 2011

supreme ruler

The most powerful human being in the world.

Ryan Guthrie

supreme ruler by Jayson Scisco August 19, 2003

Pulling out the Ruler

When you are in a heated debate with someone else and there seems to be no end in sight. To end this altercation between two bro's. This refers to the measurements of the male penis, but in contest form.

Mike: What are you saying? Obama's a great president.

Joe: No he's not he is terrible and isn't getting anywhere with our economy.

Mike: okay let's start Pulling out the Ruler.

Pulling out the Ruler by Glotfelty November 10, 2010

Soggy Ruler 

Using your wet penis as a ruler during your GCSE maths examination, after previously having intercourse minutes before.

Glad I had sex before the exam. Had to use a soggy ruler on question 17.

Soggy Ruler by LongDongDylan October 8, 2014

dragon_ruler 

1. To be a "dragon_ruler", one must show no signs of intelligent life.

2. To be a "dragon_ruler", one must first achieve the peak of stupidity.

3. See n00b or failure at life.

D_R: LIEK j00 theenk ur cool but ur nawt!

Wynd: The only thing you can do that even BEGINS to resemble debating is wank. After all, we all know you've mastered the art of "bating".

dragon_ruler by Wynd d00d '>_> February 26, 2006