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Do your research 

Quotidian response spouted by conspiracy theorists when they are unable to provide a reliable source to back up their delusional and uncorroborated claims.
Tin foil wearer: Covid is a hoax
Smart person: Care to provide me with sources; I'd like to know further details about your claim.
Tin foil wearer: Go do your research, I'm not doing it for you.
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Research 

1 ) To consistently update oneself on another person's facebook.

2) a nicer way to put that you're stalking someone.
I'm just doin' some research on his myspace. Look at these pictures of his baby momma!!!!
Research by Black Al August 14, 2008

O'riely researchers 

A crack team of interns hired by Bill O'Riely to pull facts out of his ass
"Bill O'riely found out that evelotion was a lie based on his O'riely researchers."

Do your research 

An aphorism intended to be used by any intellectual to tell someone to get to know their subject better before spreading outright BS.

Unfortunately, the phrase has more often than not been abused by internet trolls, zealots and narcissists as a hilariously hypocritical thought-terminating cliché. If used by trolls, they will go even further and link the same exact sources that you would have used against them, thereby deliberately angering you even more.

This phrase can also be used satirically, facetiously or sarcastically. In this case that is totally fine.
▼Correct/Benevolent usage▼
John: Eyy bro! Glad we could meet up at the mall. Wait, where's your mask?

Robbie: Eh I forgot it at home, but I figured I wouldn't get covid anyway cause I got the vaccine. Besides there's not many people here.
John: Bro wtf? Do you not know what the masks are really for? Please do your research man.

▼Incorrect/Malevolent Usage▼
Troll: I can't wait till that new Xperia phone comes out! I love that they are using a 144hz display.
User 1: Are you joking? It states everywhere that the display is 120hz, not 144hz.
Troll: Do your research bud. Clearly you must be trolling.
User 1: I did and you are wrong. Trolling?? LMFAO hypocrite.
Troll: *sends a link to Sony's website which blatantly states that the display is 120hz* Here's your proof bud, it says 144hz. How does it feel to be wrong?
User 2: Ugh somebody report this troll please.

▼Satirical/Facetious/Sarcastic Usage▼
Friend 1: Probably the most stupid vine I ever saw was that kid who kept saying 9+10=21.
Friend 2: What?! Are you telling me you don't know that 9+10=21?? Do your research girl! Haha.

Independent Research 

Fucking bullshit that people try to pass off as genuine scientific research
Look, Bill Gates, the Earth is proven to be flat! All with the power of Independent Research!

internet based research 

using the internet to look at pr0n

also 'web-based research' as used by Hugh Grant in About a Boy ... "..web-based research: two units, exercising: three units, having my hair carefully disheveled: four units.."
phil> whats marcel been up to in his room all morning?
stella> internet based research
phil> oh that filthy little monkey!

Pete Townshend-style research 

Viewing any kind of sexually stimulating material (not necessarily illegal or even explicit) on the internet. In common use in northern England, and possibly elsewhere, this expression originates from pop musician Pete Townshend's explanation of why he gave his credit card details to a website containing visual depictions of children being sexually abused - that he wished to view the material for research purposes. Although the implication of the term is that Townshend was lying he was, in fact, cleared of all charges.
Sorry I didn't answer the phone, I was doing some Pete Townshend-style research.