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rossi-itis 

A virulent disease causing inflammation of the cerebral cortex resulting in severe loss of the sufferer's cognitive faculties and zombie-like effects. It is highly contagious but is transmitted to only those with below average intelligence who are exposed to contact with yellow merchandise emblazoned with the number "46". Curiously, sufferers feel no ill effects and actually experience a kind of mass euphoria for most of their lives except for roughly 18 times per year when they are simultaneously struck with deep depression for a full week commencing on a Sunday. They compensate for this by watching replays of old races where Rossi has beaten his fiercest rivals.
David: What's wrong with Jackie and Raymond? They seem unable to focus and are running around like they've lost their minds.
Fred: They have, mate, they suffer from rossi-itis.

Grant: I just saw Borish crying on TV. What's the go?
Nonie: He has a severe case of rossi-itis and just heard that Rossi missed out on winning the championship. Again.
rossi-itis by Fred Eyre August 2, 2017

Bab Ross 

Bab Ross is the beautiful whamen version of an artist named Bob Ross of you don't get this Bab Ross is a character from Gray Still Plays's Sims 4 series
Gray: Bab Ross is the last to live
When you play 18 holes of golf and not make a birdie or better
I played so bad today, I had a rossi
A Rossi by Pnda007 June 27, 2020

Mike Ross 

One of the greatest professional Street Fighter players in the world. He is known for playing the character "E. Honda" in Street Fighter 4. He's also appeared in "The Excellent Adventures of Mike Ross and Gootecks" and his own feature Documentary coming out in Spring 2011. Also goes by the name Mike "Mike Ross" Ross.
Mike Ross by DrPringles April 26, 2011
A word derived from the american root "Awesome" which defines a new level of class/epicness/deep feelings.
I tried on my new purple velvet suite and someone passing by my house looked in the window and yelled, "That suite's Rossome!"
Rossome by LikeARoss July 25, 2011

Ryan Ross 

extremely talented and intellegent lyricist and guitarist of Panic At The Disco who owns many amazing hobbit scarves and Writes confusing songs with words that sound like he randomly looked them up on Wikidictionary...he is amazing and one of the founding members of Panic
random person-OMG, where did u find those awesome scarves
ryan ross-i stole them from Frodo when i was in the Shire
brendon-ry, i cant think of any words to rhyme with orange
ry-try randomly searching words on Wikidictionary
random person- *stares blankly at Ryan's total awesomeness*
Ryan Ross by igloosluvthedisco March 16, 2009