Polish Popcorn

When someone consumes nothing but sweetcorn for a few days then places a heated butt plug in there ass. Finally when the popcorn is ready the maker will bend over and deliver their freshly prepared produce to a hungry individual to munch on.

The kind Polish man ate his sweetcorn and put his butt plug on heat to prepare for his movie night with his hungry friend. He knew how his friend enjoyed Polish Popcorn

Polish Popcorn by King Polish Sausage July 12, 2022

polish party boy

Someone who is in there mid to late thirties who never out grew the club scene. Allways wears tight fitting clothes, offen with unreadable chinese graphics.

Holland is such a polish party boy, he will never grow up.

polish party boy by magic man 420 June 10, 2011

Polish handjob 

The act of receiving a handjob from someone who is quite inexperienced and moves the penis on multiple axes.

Last night was terrible, Paulina gave me a polish handjob.

Polish handjob by Mangystache November 2, 2015

white nail polish

Mean the girl has good pussy.

Oh she got that white nail polish so you know she got that good good.

white nail polish by Zayden 21 July 20, 2017

Polish fire drill 

The same as a Chinese fire drill only you do it at a green light instead of red.

Hey Jeff, lets do a Polish fire drill at that green light, that should piss people off.

Polish fire drill by Miz girly2shoes February 20, 2013

turd polish

to spin, embellish, spin, puff, enhance, enrich, exaggerate, gild and generally lie like a motherfucker about something to make it seem better and more desirable than it really is

you: "man, you should have seen the girl I fucked last night. she was smokin' hot and craving my johnson juice."
me: "what a load of turd polish asswipe. I did see her. what a toothless skank whore."
you: "well, you can't have everything."
me: "well, i guess it is better than nothing. what's her number?"

Conventional Wisdom:
"you can polish a turd, but it's still a piece of shit."

turd polish by spiderbesideher September 24, 2009

Polested 

When you're molested by the police.

The other day we were about to film the best clip and we were polested out of the spot.

Polested by Subrosabrand March 7, 2014