oxymoron 

the brand of cleaning stuff from Sheep in the Big City. It's alleged to be the only detergent with the power of an ox.

"It's not entirely your fault. That shirt is dirty because you're not using oxymoron detergent! The detergent with the power of an OX! HAHAHA!"
-Jay Leno as Oxymoron guy

"BUY IT NOW!"
-Oxymoron Guy

"Ba-aaa-aa-a"
-the sheep

oxymoron by B1K (A.K.A. B1K) October 5, 2011

Oxymoron 

A pairing of words that conflict or contradict each other.

Fan Dub
Rap Music
Intelligent Democrat
Free Healthcare
Stupid Jap
Honest Politician
Communism Works
Sober Irishman
Courageous French
English Cuisine
Talented DeviantART

To make a shitty English clip of an anime and call if a "Fandub" is an oxymoron.

Oxymoron by アキバ October 29, 2009

OXYMORON 

Two words or phrases that contradict each other. (can also be a contradictory statement)

OXYMORON:
I support obama and our Troops
jumbo shrimp
virus free windows pc

OXYMORON by everywheretome September 30, 2009

oxymoron 

Rush Limbaugh. Two words that don't agree with each other:Rush and OxyContin.

Someone whose moronic behavior(i.e.meglomania) leads them to a self-destructive act or acts. Someone in the pursuit of a drug that is known to be addictive like morphine,OxyContin, is an oxymoron.

oxymoron by The Green Gnome October 11, 2010

oxymoron 

A phrase combining two contradictory terms. Oxymorons may be intentional or unintentional.

Example of an oxymoron: black genius

oxymoron by H0NEST ABE March 15, 2010

oxymoron 

someone so stupid they forget to breathe.

man, that dude couldn't find his ass with both hands...he's a fucking oxymoron.

oxymoron by jotthedot April 21, 2006

oxymoron 

Two contradicting words placed together in a sentence. Sometimes used as a marketing tool.

"Ric Flair Finance Co. is an Oxymoron! Maybe I should think of going elsewhere!"

oxymoron by Soulytrack April 6, 2008