Nico 

"I'm not fat, I'm poofy'"
An egomaniac whose only source of entertainment is to make subtly sexist comments.

Wow, he said that? He's such a Nico.

Nico by Youspeaklies June 22, 2017

Nico 

Nico is the biggest dilph and he’s dating Skyler and will steal anyone’s bitch

Nico is skylers daddy and he’s the biggest dilph

Nico by Nicos the biggest dilph May 1, 2019

Nico 

Nico is a very strong man, he likes to go to the gym. He is very good in the bed and he is not done until he has satisfyed the lady, the ladys’s love Nico in bed. He loves to spend time with his friends and he also has a master of drinking beer. Every woman have had a crush on him.

Oh my god he just took a nico on me!

Nico by Everyone loves nico October 15, 2019

Nico 

terrible bastard man. absolute gremlim. Fucking raccoon ass stinky boy.

"Nico is digging through the garbage again, better get the exterminaror.

Nico by oh u kno January 23, 2019

Nico 

A person who is a triggered homosexual. There is also a song called Nico Nico Nii but nobody seems to give a shit about that. Best known for having their schlong in their boyfriend's asshole in an alleyway 24/7. They are circumcised cause the idea of getting HIV turns them into a pussy. They look like a toilet brush doused in poo pourri. Nobody wants to be a Nico.

Example 1 - Person 1: God dammit Nico stop talking about which guy you would smash cause nobody cares.

Example 2 - Person 1: Was Nico from the Backstreet Boys?

Person 2: Nah man I think he was one of those lads from Big Time Rush.

Nico by moyai May 10, 2019

Nico 

Bit of a compulsive cheater, He cheated at school, He cheats on video games, He has cheated on his wife on several time and cheated on the one he cheated with on his wife, He was once caught at pre-primary school cheating off the lad next to him with colouring book colours, In grade 4 he was giving the mathematics certificate at the prize giving only to be taken away 2 minutes later cause they founed out he was cheating. he was also caught once at church putting R10 into the collection plate and taking R50 change, Yes it's true a cheater never changes he's spots

Here this mal naai Nico cheated again

Nico by Xela_Pela April 6, 2020

Nico 

Nico is a child who has a strange obsession with pink nipples and claims they are rare. Nico is also a popular saying in anime and a name.

Ex. "Nico is j-walking down the road but gets run over when the car doesn't see him due to his height🤙"Smh i'm going to hell 😔✊

Nico by Maaaaatroshika October 28, 2020