Rusty landmine 

When a male takes a shit during while hitting it doggy style. Then after cumming stands up and forces his partner to sit in it.

You start pushing back right now or you are going to get blown up by this rusty landmine.

Rusty landmine by MR Hagy April 7, 2011

russian landmine 

Where a Eastern European man shits on his lovers chest then the male begins to jump on the chest with his arse in a cannonball like fashion. Which splattered the crap everywhere whilst simulating the man's lover the feeling of shrapnel crushing their chest

Comrade Nikoli: 'Hey dude I totally destroyed that chick last night with a Russian landmine'

Comrade Ivan: 'Fuck me, let's celebrate with vodka'

Товарищ Nikoli: 'Эй чувак я полностью разрушена, птенец прошлой ночью с российской наземных мин'

товарищ Иван: "Fuck me, давайте праздновать с водкой"

russian landmine by Kingrich212 July 31, 2017

A landline Arkwood Man 

A landline Arkwood Man is a man that has made it to the top of his game in the transport industry,there is no where he won't go,nothing he won't cart or any hour of the day or day of the week he won't work. A truck driving fuckin legend usually found driving a Kenworth.

He handled that like a landline arkwood man would

A landline Arkwood Man by The transport observer June 16, 2023

vietnam landline

When one defecates onto another's chest, then slamming one's hand into the feces making it explode.

"Why's the room covered in shit?"
"John gave Sera a vietnam landline last night."

vietnam landline by JDH656 March 27, 2015

Landmines 

A drinking game invented in the heart of Sandy Hook.

Materials you will need: two shot glasses, an abundance of beer cans, a quarter, and quality friends

You start off by filling both shot glasses with beer as you drink your beers on the side. you proceed to spin the quarter allowed to use both hands but after that you must use only one hand to take both shots and retrieve the quarter cleanly! otherwise you go again. But while a quarter is spinning someone else can put an empty can of theirs on top of it and it will stay on the table for the rest of the game and it is the spinners turn again. also as spinner you cannot hit the "landmines" put on the table otherwise you go again. rinse and repeat until wasted

beware Landmines ruins friendships

Landmines by Eric Danielson February 24, 2013

Dutch Landmine 

When a person shits on the ground, usually inside a bathroom. Then the said person waits to observe the result of their action with the result usually being another person stepping on the dookey bomb and swearing.

I layed an dutch landmine on the road; i wonder if anyone stepped on it.

I layed an egg.

Dutch Landmine by MAH boi PSEUDONYM November 7, 2010

Landline 

(n.)An individual's personal phone number. Excludes non personal telephone numbers, and social media messaging.

I want your landline so I can personally message you.

Landline by ShottyBum204 April 19, 2018