Landmining 

To put a spike, commonly tacks, into a fountain drink lid and then hiding it in the ground to be stepped on

I'm going to be landmining the beach today.

Landmining by Cobrastrike June 30, 2014

Danish land mine 

Also known as LEGO bricks, tbey are non explosive but can still cause extraordinary pain and suffering

Person: Watch out a Danish land mine!
Person 2: wha? ARGH FUCK

Danish land mine by DragonDan March 23, 2019

Landmines 

A word used to describe thin ugly chicks.

Grenades = bigger ugly chick; Landmines = thinner ugly chick

-Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino"

Landmines by Roc18 July 30, 2010

Landline 

A telephone or other telecommunication device that is stationary and connects to the network via traditional wiring. Wiring can include old telephone lines and fiber optic wiring. Device usually plugs into a wall jack.

"Dude, my cell's not working. Can I borrow your landline?"

Landline by mahka42 December 28, 2005

Citizen land mine 

You take a shit in the road and watch a car go though it

Wait minute I’m gonna do citizen land mine

Citizen land mine by Wood69911 March 9, 2019

Land Mine

similar to a granade(fat/ugly chick), a land mine is a thin ugly chick. Jersey shore

dude you totally slept with a land mine last night.

Land Mine by 2895kal July 30, 2010

LANmine 

Ego personified

LANmine by Mati August 23, 2003