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Dirty Kodak Moment 

A female you work with is extremely attractive. You know you have no shot but long to shoot one square on her face. To resolve the problem you get a picture of her, preferably a head shot, and jerk off on it. You then take a digital picture of the soiled photo and email it to her at her work address from a fake email account. After you send it to her, make sure you are in the vicinity of her desk to see her facial expression when she opens it up.
Cristina is just too fuckin hot that she left me with no other choice than to give her the Dirty Kodak Moment. You should've just seen the bitch's reaction when she saw her own face covered in my jizz.

So Kodak 

An insult relating to something old, backwards, outdated, unfashionable, out of style, irrelevant, passe. Makes reference the film company which transcended from a large, well-known brand to obscurity and near bankruptcy. An adjective that is an insult.
Dude, your Pontiac Aztec is So Kodak!

or

After Rhianna got her faced bitched-slapped, she looked So Kodak.
So Kodak by Sukka MC March 18, 2011

lil kodak 

A black ass nigga who wants stay "cool" with there baby meat
My nigga dropped his phone on insta live and showed his lil Kodak and all the ol' ladies loved it.
lil kodak by Aniggajusttryingtohelp February 10, 2017
last night i had a kodak that i was hung from a tree
a kodak by Black SQUAD March 25, 2017

sniper gang kodak 

A real ass gang member that can use his gang to beat the shit outa white bitches. And that can eat ass like a cheese cake
Man the nigga is apart of "sniper gang kodak"

i'm so kodak

Someone who is attractive looking in photos yet isn't as attractive as expected in reality. This is caused by the large number of photo editing software for mobile and PC users and are able to modify their own photos to upload on social networks
Hi I know you think I'm really hot but I'm so Kodak :)
i'm so kodak by nslouka90 November 29, 2014