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Jellyfish of sexual tension 

Similar to awkward turtle, the jellyfish of sexual tension is the hand movement used to comment on awkward sexual tension.

The jellyfish action is performed by bending the wrist downwards and pointing all digits to the south, whilst wiggling the four fingers.
Guy: Well don't you scrub up well, eh?
Girl: You're not too bad yourself. *flirty smile*
Third wheel: *jellyfish of sexual tension*

jellyfish high five 

A Jellyfish high five is a type of high five fake out.

When an high five is initiated, right before contact, one of the participants in said high five pulls away wiggling their fingers or arms and says "Jellyfish"
*highfive* ~~~~~ JELLYFISH
*highfive* ~~~ smaller jellyfish
(jellyfish High Five)

jellyfish handjob 

A move used by inexperienced teen girls. Instead of gripping the shaft like they should, the girl instead just uses the ends of her fingers on the tip, so that her hand looks similar to a swimming jellyfish.
My fifteen year old girlfriend just gave me a jellyfish handjob. I told her if she doesn't grip it next time, mr. backhand comes out

Jellyfish in a chokehold 

Holding in a very wet defacation.
dude I'm hold a wicked nasty jellyfish in a chokehold

jellyfish queen 

A hot, young girl who is puking at a party.
Wow, Diane o'Banion sure blew chunks in that stall after the party. What a jellyfish queen!

Jellyfish Schleking 

Gothic Amish tradition of cleansing ones soul by self flatulation by sticking ones penis into a jellyfish.
"Jacob come hither and schleck jellyfish for masturbation in penance to god"

"Jellyfish schleking is not as fun as donkey schleking father"