premature confetti

euphemism for premature ejaculation. inspired by the confetti incident in 76ers-Celtics Game 3.

Despite trusting the process, I maintain that people of Urban Dictionary should refine or continue to redefine the term "premature confetti."

premature confetti by SacredAggressionFree June 3, 2018

Face Confetti 

After washing your face in the men's room, you discover there are no towels, requiring you to use toilet paper which leaves bits of tissue behind.

"Can you believe that dork walked into the meeting with face confetti?"

Face Confetti by NCarts July 13, 2018

Ghost-confetti 

a person that looks pretty but has a crappy personality

Friend:"He looks so good, too bad he's got a bad personality"

Me:"You sure can choose ghost-confetti sometimes"

Ghost-confetti by Psycocat May 1, 2021

Irish confetti 

Party riot ammo, probably from Irish mob violence in the 19th century when they were considered the lowest rung on the ladder, above slaves.

" Damn near killed by a mob of crackers throwin' Irish confetti." (Judas and the Black Messiah, 2021)

Irish confetti by Pincetti June 8, 2021

Ass-Confetti 

An explosive Shart rich in texture. This happens to people with hi-fiber diets. Bonus for identifiable matter I.E. corn, peanuts, carrots, peas, rubber bands etc.

During my juicing cleanse I Sharted in the shower spraying the wall with Ass-confetti. My wife couldn't understand why there was corn in the drain.

Ass-Confetti by Nixtime March 23, 2017

depression confetti 

When you're depressed or otherwise upset and you cope by tearing something to shreds, therefore making confetti

Monday was really rough, but I felt a little better after making some depression confetti.

depression confetti by Ailim October 26, 2017

Birkenhead Confetti 

Dirt, gravel, Pebbles, Stones, Bricks. Any stone type object able to be thrown by youths found in rough regions or cities.

"Hey! What happened to your car?"

It got a bit of Birkenhead Confetti when I was touring..."

Birkenhead Confetti by SilentMyth August 15, 2012