Beat Off Coma 

The result of masturbation to the extent that one is found lying naked on their backs, flaccid penis in hand with partially soiled receptacle (sock, tissue, tp, navel, etc.).

Dude, don't walk into Matt's room, I just walked in and found him in a beat off coma and he looks like he saw a spooky ghost.

Beat Off Coma by Tommy Ju March 17, 2010

Ethylic Coma 

Coma due to over indulgence in alcohol. See Detroit: Become Human to witness slapping someone out of an ethylic coma.

Connor analysed Hank: possible Ethylic coma.

Ethylic Coma by AtomBombBaby89 June 16, 2018

Halo Coma 

The coma-like state one's brain enters after having played Halo 3 for 9-10 consecutive hours.

I had a test tomorrow but I decided to play Halo 3 on Sunday for the majority of the day and night and as a result I failed the exam. I wish I could have snapped out of my Halo Coma and studied a little harder.

Halo Coma by Maxwell O November 16, 2007

Techno Coma 

When a non-techno fan hears techno in the club. They don't know what to do, and stand and stare at the fellow patrons; hence, experience a coma where they cannot move until the techno has stopped.

I was in a techno coma when they played "Satisfaction" tonight.

Techno Coma by Ken Tate' May 6, 2007

Outback coma 

The way one feels after gorging at Outback Steakhouse. The meal usually consists of multiple servings of bread, cheese fries, salad, porterhouse, and potatoes - all washed down with a few tall draft beers, followed by desert that is force-fed no matter the feeling of fullness.

Honey, I ate way to much at the Outback. I feel like I'm going to go into an Outback coma. If I fall asleep, don't bother waking me, I'll see you in the morning.

Outback coma by sciflyer.25 February 6, 2013

Kush Coma 

To be so high off of marijuana 'kush' that you pass out and don't wake up until the next day or later that day.

Brianna: "Hey, wheres Brandon?"
Shaquan: "I couldn't wake him up that fools in a 'kush coma'."

Kush Coma by Briannnnaaaa June 8, 2011

gawk coma 

When you get sucked off so hard that you go into a coma for several days.

Person A: What happened to Will? Why is he passed out?
Person B: Joon gave him gawk coma.

gawk coma by VasMan December 31, 2019