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Hormonal Chernobyl 

The condition that results when a female who desperately needs to be on mood-stabilizing medication gets pregnant before being able to do so.
Her hormonal state was far past that of pms and she knew she needed head-meds. Before she could go on the head-meds she got knocked up, turning everything she came in contact with into a Hormonal Chernobyl for the next nine long months.
Hormonal Chernobyl by LolaLaLola November 22, 2011

Going Chernobyl 

Something that gets real hot real quick.
Dam, my phone is going Chernobyl on my leg, feel this thing.
Going Chernobyl by BiffSplash July 24, 2016

pre-chernobyl-technics 

technical devices so old u can only find them in russias deepest gulags.
"Hey Bro, I found an old Geiger-Müller-counter in the basemen. It looks like pre-chernobyl-technics."
pre-chernobyl-technics by KruceZX January 21, 2020

The Chernobyl hair tangler

The act of two men, braiding a woman’s hair to their pubic hair and flipping a coin. The men then are either assigned “heads” or “tails”, no light the hair on fire in the middle and watch the fire race to its destination. Wherever it finishes (head, or asshole) is which man wins, (head being for head and asshole being for tails). The winner now gets to fuck the woman in that place while the man watches in the corner
Person 1:“I challenge you to The Chernobyl hair tangler”

Person 2:”let’s do this thing

Dropping a Chernobyl 

Taking a prolonged, smelly shit while someone is sitting in a Sauna that is in close proximity
Lucas was scarred for life when he witnessed Ethan dropping a Chernobyl
Dropping a Chernobyl by Ethanu February 9, 2020

chernobylish 

1. Adj. Having the quality of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster of 1986.
2. Adj. Malformed, grossly misshapen as though via nuclear radiation.
3. Adj. Disorganized.
My last Tindr date had a great body and was really nice, but her teeth were a little chernobylish.
chernobylish by picc285 April 16, 2019