D caf 

A sex act where you dip your penis in coffee prior to getting a morning BJ

*wakes up
“YAWN!!! What do you want for breakfast?”
“Well, before breakfast, any chance of some d caf?”

D caf by Year of the Herron January 31, 2021

af caf 

Afternoon caffeine. That little extra something that gets you over the "2:30 feel."

"Hey bro, let's crush some af caf"

af caf by Blanket Master July 14, 2017

Half-Caf Batwing 

When its hot and sweaty and your scrote gets stuck to your thigh, but just one side. Beeeyotch!

Damn this heat, I got a half-caf batwing goin'

Half-Caf Batwing by its426 October 22, 2003

half caf 

a nick name for someone,when rating them...they are a 5 out of 10

dude: "omg dude that chick jackie is such a half caf!"

other dude: "ya i know right, she doesnt even know what it means thats why its so funny"

half caf by bro dude man February 14, 2012

C.A.F-caf 

Coughing and Farting at the same time. When one is sick, and coughing up a storm, a fart suddenly slips out.

Man I was so sick I kept caf'ing all day long...

Man did you hear her caf?

Dayum I caf'ed infront of the class!!

I explained to the class what C.A.F-caf was and they started lol..

C.A.F-caf by BigDaddyErn January 4, 2011

The suck for caf 

Its when a girl is about to guve you head. You put your dick in a jar of preworkout and she sucks it off getting a caffeine buzz

Hey bro you ever tried the suck for caf?
Its when a girl sucks your dick while its covered in caffeine

The suck for caf by uncensored_BTW October 4, 2023

Duffy woodcock wet william HHH hill rollin oovoo java jackhammers CAF 

The ideal name of a trio of people consisting of one guy and two girls who are very funny and hot

Hey, did you see the Duffy woodcock wet william HHH hill rollin oovoo java jackhammers caf at wing stop this weekend? It was awesome!

Duffy woodcock wet william HHH hill rollin oovoo java jackhammers CAF by DWWWHHHHOJJCAF March 21, 2024