TA Football

A noble organization with a strict set of rules and chain of command. Dominating force on the field, joke else where. Should only improve with time.

"Cross town? Cross town? Good, can you wiggle it? Wiggle it? The bird! Do the bird! Good, we'll work on it."
"Cookies?"

TA Football by arrbear January 6, 2005

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Stoned football

Football played where you are stoned on different drugs. For example Marijuana where you stumble around ect. and just have fun. PCP,for example: Oh my God that football is a God damned snake! Esctasy: That football feels so good so...so...so...footbally.

You want a play stoned football?

Stoned football by Deep blue 2012 March 22, 2010

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west ham united football club

Quite possibly the 52nd biggest London Club. Pretty certain they should still be playing Sunday league football on Hackney Marshes. They are sometimes an improved team on the pitch when they have Andy Carrol on loan from the local hospital.

There is major concerns over the fruit salad bowl they will never fill up apparently becoming a library on match days. Also have the gayest song anyone has ever heard on the terraces. We forever blowing.... oh do me a favour and self harm yourselves.

West Ham United Football Club should take up table tennis

west ham united football club by soppyhammer123 September 7, 2016

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Dutch football

A "game" related to Dutch oven in which the people trapped under the doona trade pungent rectal emissions.
Origin: coined when I misheard the words "touch football"

Wanna game of Dutch football?

Dutch football by Elaine October 17, 2001