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Brief English 

A dialect which uses the brief versions of expressions and is based on the "Prolix, and Concise, Sets of Words" handbook.
Identifying and listing the prolix and illogical English expressions and their concise counterparts, a scholar realized that many who use the brief expressions speak in the Brief English dialect, which unlike other dialects focuses not on which words are said, not how they are said.
Brief English by but for March 13, 2019

Apex English 

Someone who writes a book, and doesn’t get the grammar checked
Apex English - Sally walked into the room Jeff said, on his knees Simon said. Hello there Michelle spoke although sally was woke
Apex English by HulkSmasher March 31, 2019

Brandon English 

Very good in bed and loves when people say his name
Brandon English by Yo133 April 7, 2019

victoria english school 

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victoria english school is trash and full of fake people, i dread going to school because of teachers and the vibe. no food.
“u go to victoria english school?”
“yeah”
“i feel so bad for u”

Old English Sheepdog 

The Old English Sheepdog (OES) is a large breed of dog that emerged in England from early types of herding dog. Obsolete names for the breed include Shepherd's Dog and bob-tailed sheep-dog. The nickname Bob-tail (or Bobtail) originates from how dogs of the breed traditionally had their tails docked. Old English Sheepdogs can grow very long coats with fur covering the face and eyes and do not shed unless brushed.
What if the Old English Sheepdog became mascot in Dulux ads due to similarities of its fur with a paintbrush or its smooth appearance just like the paint texture?

Freshman English I 

A college level English class that teaches you rhetoric. Syntax means a lot in the class.

The reading list includes:
- Maze Runner

- All Quiet on the Western Front
- A Tale of Two Cities
- East of Eden
- and more
Most majors require two semesters of English
The final exam for Freshman English I including a rhetorical analysis on a speech from the cold war.