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elephant syndrome

When bigger, larger people are afraid of smaller more agile people, despite having superior strength. Just as elephants are known to be afraid of mice and men.
Jeff: Dude, Lil Tony said he was afraid to fight Big Sam tomorrow, after lunch.
Allen: I wouldn't be, man, everyone knows Big Sam has a serious case of 'Elephant Syndrome'!
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Elephanting 

When you try to drink water with your mouth but you accidently sniff the water, it goes up your nose and you exhale aggressively making the water squirt everywhere out of your snout
Me: *Tries to drink water but sniffs it instead. exhales aggressively getting her wet *
Mom: OMG will you stop elephanting you retard
Elephanting by Aizhiman October 10, 2016

elephant lamb 

Someone you really want to give a blowjob to
elephant lamb by FLUFFYHEDGEHOG October 3, 2016

elephant dumptruck shit ton

That's like a lot.
To tell someone, "I love you an elephant dumptruck shit ton." Response: "That's like a lot."

elephant packer 

Elephant packer is the action if the male during sexual activity. Only after the male cums inside the woman and continue his actions has completed the Elephant packer
Johnny is am Elephant packer! He wouldn't stop!

Elephant Rolls 

When you accidentally insert your penis into a fat flab of a large woman as it is mistaken for her vagina.
"That woman last night seemed like she had seven vaginas. She had so many elephant rolls."

Elephant Choke

Willy Wonka's signature move in the WWF. He would often perform it on fat children.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets? Eating until you get Elephant Choked