Michael 

The Cock of all cocks. The cranberry juice runs through the jizz giving you an urge to swallow. Its a dream to all who try. Huge, tasty and extremely pleasing. Of course a king from Sparta and well spartans are the toughest with many talents.

Addison rae: It should be in my mouth to be honest cause I want it to be.

Sommer ray: I mean my I love want that in my ass and nowhere else since it would destroy anything else

Any other girl: Yeah I have a room pictures of him surrounding the walls. Michaels a dream.

Michael by toldtodothis June 28, 2021

Michael 

Too big to handle its not really easy to explain. A Spartan and well watch the 300 and then you will know. Just so broad not even that tall just scary in ways you cant imagine and sexy. Talented in pertcicular industries but many dont understand the talent capabilities since they have not got the brain capacity.

Addison rae: Honestly I want it in my mouth. The exclusive tunes Michael has only sent to me are the icing on his broad structure.

Michael by toldtodothis June 28, 2021

Michael 

the coolest and awesomest person in the world

“hey do you know Michael?”

“oh yeah! He’s the coolest person ever, right?”

Michael by grimeslice July 6, 2021

Michael 

Nickname given to a average bro. obsessed w/ sports, video games, either kinda fat or strong, laidback, cool, just a chill dude in general.

Michael is a two of a kind, but is still pretty cool.

Michael by Stupid Af July 25, 2021

Michael 

The ideal boyfriend. Usually sporty, smart, somewhat cocky and of a high tax bracket. Extremely good looking and is liked by everyone, unless they are of a lower tax bracket. Proud of who he is and what his tax bracket can do. Tries to help people unless they are of a lower tax bracket. Has pretty eyes that shine just like his high tax bracket. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend, unless they're of a lower tax bracket. Is an all around amazing guy (if you are of a high tax bracket).

Pleb: I saw Michael today, but he didn't see me.
Pleb's friend: Evidently, you are of a lower tax bracket.

Michael by Urban librarian 57392 August 11, 2021

Michael 

Michael is an interesting person, for what he lacks in height he makes up for in friendliness.

Person 1; Did you see the way Michael just strutted by?

Person 2; That's Michael? I thought that was a hobbit!

Michael by Chromaland August 19, 2021

Michael 

Michael is an amazing friend who always manages to help his homies out. Unless his homies need help getting something off of a fridge, or out of a particularly high cabinet.

Person 1; Why is Michael so dang short?

Person 2; He probably didn't drink milk while growing up

Michael by Chromaland August 20, 2021