Texties

1.) an informal yet popular word for the phase 'text message' often used in casual conversations, between friends and family.

'I'll get on the texties later tonight'

Texties by Why_not? January 18, 2009

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testiscoliosis

When said person has grown a pair of nuts on his/her back.

kid: hey mom, what's wrong with your back?
mom: well son, it's what they call testiscoliosis.
kid:why?
mom: I was at woodstock with a gnome

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What you end up spelling when you're meaning to type "test" over and over.

Here is some sample text: testestest testes test

Testes Test by Solar March 11, 2004

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Your best friend is a guy and you are a girl or a guy who wants to be boyfriend with the girl and she only wants to be best friends with him.

He wanted to be more than friends but I just wanted him to be my bestie testie.

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Refers to people who don't have the balls to tell you something face to face so they text you instead.

People are considered texties when they break up with significant others via text and not in person.

texties by teezy22 October 6, 2009

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The next step after munchies. You experience an overwhelming need to eat a lot of food with a lot of different tastes.

"Man I have major tasties right now, get me some thai food, some jolly ranchers, and burger and fries."

Tasties by JGGGGGG June 23, 2007

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A term used to describe your best friend who, at times, may seem closer to you than your left testicle

"dude, since when are you and dan bestie left testies?"

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