Smoothie

A smoothie is a person who prefers to keep their body hair removed or very minimal, typically through shaving, waxing, or depilation, in order to maintain a smooth, hairless appearance. The term is sometimes used in kink, gay, fetish, and body-focused communities to describe someone who maintains smooth skin, but it can apply to people of any gender or orientation. A smoothie may enjoy the visual appeal of smoothness, the tactile sensation of hairless skin, or the act of being groomed, shaved, or kept smooth by themselves or a partner.

Person 1: Hey man, I couldn’t help but notice your legs are nice and smooth. Are you gay by chance?

Person 2: No I am just a smoothie.

Smoothie by Echo2kay November 29, 2025

Smoothie Bowl 

step 1:
put some shit in a blender

step 2:
pour it in a bowl

step 3:
be pretentious

How to make a smoothie bowl: put a smoothie in a bowl

Smoothie Bowl by gay of thrones August 28, 2020

smoothie mom 

A mom you see on the street dressed in workout clothes either coming back from a spin class, yoga class, or just has a really good body and can rock workout attire. Her kids are almost always gorgeous and you can always assume that she has had some type of smoothie drink at some point in her day.

Carol: Hey Kim where do you think Sarah got those leggings?
Kim: I don't know, but she wears them like everyday, she's such a smoothie mom.

smoothie mom by thepal January 18, 2017

Smoothie Girl 

Girlos who drink smoothies together, they follow the smoothie girl code and take photos of their smoothies 💞💞💐💐🥰🥰😋😋

“She’s such a smoothie girl, probably takes a photo of all her smoothies and puts them in a Pinterest shuffle”

Smoothie Girl by smothiegirl May 9, 2023

Smoothie the coochie 

Pouring a nice strawberry smoothie onto the rim of the labia and then proceeding to drink the smoothie off of the consenting individual.

“Hey are you going to drink that?”

“No, why?”

“My girl and I wanted to smoothie the coochie tonight and strawberry banana is our favorite.”

Smoothie the coochie by I’dfuckme May 14, 2019

Smoothie Poo 

1) (n) Fecal matter with the consistency of a smoothie
2) (n) The after effects of Taco Bell or any other Fakesican fast food restaurant
3) (n) The possible after-effects of losing bowel control, due to too much anal sex
4) (n) An aquatic African
5) (n) Basically Carrot Top's face
6) (n) Definitely not an outdated meme LULZ
7) (v) The act of making a Smoothie Poo
8) (v) Very violent, uncontrollable bowel movement
9) (adj) Teh uber yumzorz!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!11!!

-I just made a Smoothie Poo!
-I took a smoothie poo in your mother and gave her a UTI.
-I just came back from Taco Bell, so I'ma obliterate your toilet with a smoothie poo.
-Dammit don't sneak up on me! You just made me smoothie poop
-WHY IS YOUR SMOOTHIE POO GREEN!!
-This cake is Smoothie Poo.

Smoothie Poo by J-ZUS October 17, 2010

smoothie king 

place where they sell blended fruits with nutritional powders...and have the hottest employees!!!!

Let's go to smoothie king to get a smoothie and to see that hot guy!

smoothie king by klm! August 16, 2008