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Shit Shrapnel 

A high velocity, airborne, ejection of brown matter that is difficult or impossible to avoid. The result is soiled clothing and/or impregnated skin (particularly the face).
Fuck it... I was strimming the long grass in the back yard and the dogs have laid some hidden piles of crap that I did not see. I have hit a steaming pile and I have been hit by the resulting Shit Shrapnel. It is all over my t-shirt and my face looks like I have a thousand brown freckles. It fucking stinks and I think I may have got some in my mouth...

Film shrapnel 

That one little bit of popcorn that lives between your teeth for three days after you see a film.
I had a sentimental moment today when my tongue finally got that film shrapnel out of my teeth and we said a last goodbye.
Film shrapnel by daltonjfk August 30, 2019

Internet Shrapnel 

Internet shrapnel is a term used to describe the negative side effects and/or backlash someone or something gets for "Blowing up" on the internet
Guy 1: hey, you ever hear about "Gaseous_assesous" getting really popular over night by posting minecraft videos?

Guy 2: yeah, seems like there was lot of Internet shrapnel. They're calling him racial slurs and saying that his content was an effortless fluke, that doesn't deserve the attention.

Guy 1: Happens all the time
Internet Shrapnel by Norrabal March 31, 2022

Burger shrapnel 

Partially or undigested sesame seeds in your shit, usually after eating a burger. Really differentiates the experience of burger shits from ordinary meat shits.
"Man I really felt all that burger shrapnel coming out"

Jizz Shrapnel

Females with craters on there face that didn't come from acne, but from taking power loads to the face.
' did you she Dani's face? Chic has jizz Shrapnel all over.'

Walks face has more action than a WW2 veterans face with those jizz shrapnel scars
Jizz Shrapnel by Matthew Jewdock October 17, 2025

Scrapnel 

Scrapnel is a newly coined hillbilly variation on the word shrapnel. Originally (mis)spoken by "Turtleman" on the show "Call of the Wildman" during the "Speedway Demons" episode when referring to a racecar crashing and throwing car parts around the track.
"If that car crashes, it may throw scrapnel around."

A grenade can explode, sending scrapnel into your face.
Scrapnel by The Bossman of Philly November 5, 2012