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shitbag cadet by skudzstud November 12, 2006
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sHITBAG and DILLHOLE
a pair of sub-human superheros thunked up by two immature kids while riding public transportation. These superheros fight crime with their unusual talents by flinging poo and stench.
sHITBAG: a colostomy bag
DILLHOLE: a super moist, smelly, hairy hole...
sometimes accompanied by their pal LOcKJAW
sHITBAG: a colostomy bag
DILLHOLE: a super moist, smelly, hairy hole...
sometimes accompanied by their pal LOcKJAW
sHITBAG and DILLHOLE by COL! July 26, 2006
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shitbag deluxe
Brajer, wow what shitbag deluxe, talking like he knows everything, I think only he can deserve that title of a shitbag deluxe.
shitbag deluxe by Just your average shitbag June 29, 2007
Shitbag broke
Being broke to the point where you feel like there is no difference between you and some random homeless guy toting around a bag of shit. I'm not talking about a shopping cart full of cans or clothes. I'm talking about a nasty ass paper bag full of corn ridden, stank ass, human shit. In essence, the homeless guy is a metaphor. He is a reflection of how you think others see you and the bag of shit represents the financial issues weighing you down.
I wanted to go to the movies but I checked my balance and realized I was Shitbag broke.
During the government shutdown, Gus had to donate plasma due to being Shitbag broke.
During the government shutdown, Gus had to donate plasma due to being Shitbag broke.
Shitbag broke by lemonjuicepandafucker January 6, 2019
Worthless Shitbag
A person so unremarkable and toxic that they can be reduced to this term, a worthless sack of flesh containing organs, bones, excrement, etc. Implicit understanding that to use the name of an animal to describe said person would be unfair to the animal in question (pig, rat, cockroach, all of whom have good social bonding skills).
Worthless Shitbag by Bzone_truth June 15, 2018
Tyler County shitbag
1. (n) An annoyingly narcissistic person/persons who thinks they are the best at everything.
Tyler County shitbags can't hold a job and usually have no money. They will gladly tell you this, because according to them, it is most likely your duty to pay their bills.
The only way to combat a Tyler County shitbag during a social outting if you are unfortunate enough to encounter one, is to try and talk over them. This should be done with caution and is not recommended for socially inexperienced or inept people. The act of being louder than a Tyler County shitbag by itself can leave one gasping for breath and hoarse. This action will also be met with extreme prejudice by the shitbag, as well as by your peers at your social gathering, as you are now the loudest one in the room, bar none; expect the locals to have blocked out the Tyler County shitbag and commonly be immune to his lies and unbelievably thick bullshit.
2. (n) a Cory.
Tyler County shitbags are commonly refered to as Cory's by life long Tyler County residents.
Tyler County shitbags can't hold a job and usually have no money. They will gladly tell you this, because according to them, it is most likely your duty to pay their bills.
The only way to combat a Tyler County shitbag during a social outting if you are unfortunate enough to encounter one, is to try and talk over them. This should be done with caution and is not recommended for socially inexperienced or inept people. The act of being louder than a Tyler County shitbag by itself can leave one gasping for breath and hoarse. This action will also be met with extreme prejudice by the shitbag, as well as by your peers at your social gathering, as you are now the loudest one in the room, bar none; expect the locals to have blocked out the Tyler County shitbag and commonly be immune to his lies and unbelievably thick bullshit.
2. (n) a Cory.
Tyler County shitbags are commonly refered to as Cory's by life long Tyler County residents.
Overheard from a Tyler County shitbag:
"The stupid fucks at Guiness Records know all about me man! They just hate that I keep better records of shit than they do. Biggest reason really is that they don't want to pay their publisher to put out an entirely new book, so they just keep hating on this Cory."
"The stupid fucks at Guiness Records know all about me man! They just hate that I keep better records of shit than they do. Biggest reason really is that they don't want to pay their publisher to put out an entirely new book, so they just keep hating on this Cory."
Tyler County shitbag by Bo Blam November 21, 2019
Eric Shitbag
Verb - to Eric - to ditch plans with the lads in order to spend time with a female.
Insult - someone who partakes in the previously mentioned activity
Origin - Thirsk, North Yorkshire
Insult - someone who partakes in the previously mentioned activity
Origin - Thirsk, North Yorkshire
Eric Shitbag by Shawaddywaddy mk.2 March 1, 2020