the fuck you say to me you little shit 

Ninja when he is called a fagot by a kid on h1z1 and goes all out

Kid: aw fuck you fagot
Ninja: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

the fuck you say to me you little shit by Blqckout April 25, 2019

buy me honda, I love you no shit 

Type of marriage proposal used by Filipina women to western men. Implies endless sex and balut in exchange for a house in Manila Mesa, CA and financial support to everyone in her extended family for as long as you shall live.

Patron: Get a San Miguel please.

Bargirl: Oh hot daddio, buy me honda, I love you no shit!

Patron: Just beer, thanks.

buy me honda, I love you no shit by wheaty June 20, 2005

shit on my dick and call me charlie 

an exlamitory phrase used to convey disbelief.

mom: were going to disney world!!1!!
kid: well shit on my dick and call me charlie

shit on my dick and call me charlie by shit out my ass February 14, 2008

you make me want to take a shit 

something you'd say to a hideously ugly person or somebody who has insulted you...great come back line creates luaghs to people who are near anywhere.

a ugly girl starts making fun of people and gets to one person and he says "you make me want to take a shit", whole bus laughs and she is humiliated.

you make me want to take a shit by Nightmares August 22, 2007

That shit don't fly with me 

used by angry teacher when you try and escape their class.

Teacher: Taylor, That shit don't fly with me!
Taylor close to tears on the ground

That shit don't fly with me by s331408203 October 17, 2011

Dip me in duck shit 

Another unecessarily crass alternative to 'Wow'. It's along the same lines as 'I'll be damned' or 'Holy Shit!' but a little more unique. It has a good ring to it thanks to rhyming a bit and it's novelty.

Chad - Whoa, he actually made it!

Dan - Well dip me in duck shit, I figured there was no way..

Dip me in duck shit by eatsleepobey December 18, 2009

miss me with that straight shit 

When you're a demi or asexual and when a person or friend you haven't talked to in basically forever just suddenly hits you with some flirt or hand hold or some kind of b.s. while you're just casually chatting.

Person 1: It's been forever since we last talked, let's catch up.
Person 2:Yeah it has been, I missed your cute smile when we use to talk.
Person 1:...Miss me with that straight shit

miss me with that straight shit by Mango Fanta June 25, 2019