war scooch 

Literally, scooch aquired during war. Used by military members overseas to talk about a host-nation girl they are banging. This is usually not an exclusive relationship.

"Hey man, do you miss your girlfriend?"
"Yeah, but my war scooch helps me pass the time."

war scooch by ripper44872 February 10, 2008

cooch scooch 

The female version of a cock-slap where the woman proceeds to scooch her cooch vertically across the face of another.

If you don't shut your mouth Billy I'm gonna give you the cooch scooch of your life!

cooch scooch by Cheyenne Burbank October 7, 2005

Zebra Scooch 

When a caucasian midget ejaculates between the sholder blades of an African-American women.

Damn!!! You gave shiniqua a Zebra Scooch?! Pretty good for a midget!

Zebra Scooch by Amir Goldstien June 18, 2006

lil bum scooch 

The best rapper that the modern world, or even the ancient world has ever listened to.

"Have you heard the new lil bum scooch song?"
"Yeah, its fucking incredible!"

lil bum scooch by lilbumscoochbiggestfan September 19, 2017

booty scooch

verb

The act of rubbing one's ass on the floor while placing hands in between legs to pull one's self forward. Most of the time booty scooching is performed in circles on carpets.

Usually done by dogs with itchy booties

-Bob: Dude my dog was really acting weird earlier today
-Hans: What was he doing?
-Bob: Rubbing his ass on the carpet and moving in circles
-Hans: HAHAHAHA thats called booty scooching, it's very common among dogs.
-Bob: Wow! Thanks I didn't know! Booty scooch!

booty scooch by BJHarder May 16, 2012

Cooter Scooch

The act of scooching ones vaginal region against any given surface as a means to relieving vaginal itching.

This girl was just cooter scooching all over the arm of the couch in the commons area....might want to pour some disinfectant on it before you sit there.

Cooter Scooch by MadamMcQuinnMaddHouse February 20, 2020

South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch 

When a man is getting great head from a girl and grabs her by the shoulders, consequently shoving backwards and dragging her vagina across the carpet, making the resulting female orgasm hot & spicy and burning for days after the event.

I gave my girlfriend the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch last night, she says it's been burning ever since.

South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch by ZetaBlaz3 February 23, 2019