Don't fuck around with this shit. If you cant get sex without this, you should just give up now. Or turn gay. :)
"He put roofies in my fucking drink.."
"I told you he wanted you.."
"He's a douche-bag"
"I'll kick him in the balls if you really want?"
"Nah, I did it last night already ;)"
Baseball expansion team that first played in the 1993 season. First 12 seasons characterized by solid offence at home, anemic offence on the road, mediocre to horrible pitching, and bonehead General Managers.
Thanks to Dealin' Dan O'Dowd, the Colorado Rockies will be paying Mike Hampton and Denny Neagle well into the next decade.
a game were all members playing receive a cookie you all put your cookies in a pile the members of the game create a circle around the pile then a circle jerk begins over the cookies last member to finish up has to eat all the cookies
had a blast playing rookie cookie last week those cookies were scrumptous
Sneaking up behind someone and throwingwater into the side of their face and then punching them in the other side of their face. Makes it look like a fight scene in the Rocky movies when he gets punched and sweat goes flying