Poseur 

Someone that claims to not care what anybody thinks or about the social status of others, but for some strange reason still tries to tease/make fun of others and make themself look fun/exciting/adventurous/daring in comparison to the other person in the process.

The poseur could see the rungs in everyone's life advancement ladder but his/her own.

Poseur by The Original Agahnim December 3, 2021

poseur 

Someone that tries to talk in a dock worker language but has the soul of a perpetual college student or bubble pop adolescent.

The poseur called her husband Daniel Tosh Jr. pal, it didn't sound right because that wasn't her, and really it wasn't him either.

poseur by The Original Agahnim December 5, 2021

Poseur 

Someone that says thank goodness even though they don't believe in goodness.

The poseur didn't believe there was anybody out there who wasn't trying to take advantage of any oppurtunity they could, or try and walk over anybody they could, or that if there was somebody like that, they were doing it for the same reason he/she was, to win or make himself/herself look good/popular (or even outcast if that made him/her popular with other people that had been rejected by others, anything to keep himself/herself from ending up alone). The poseur didn't really believe there was such a thing as goodness, but knew how to manipulate people through organizations such as religious organizations by speaking a language that he/she thought people wanted to hear (such as there are good people out there or the world can change it's heart). The poseur never once thought that the world might not want it's heart changed for it, that the world thought it's heart was good the way it was, the poseur never once thought that because the poseur didn't give a fuck what people thought about anything, but desperately cared what people thought of him/her (despite saying the opposite, that he/she cared about people but not what they thought).

Poseur by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021

poseur 

Somebody that changes their hair and eye color on a week to week basis so that they can keep acting tough all the time.

The poseur never kept the same look long enough for anybody to actually hold her to the same standards that males were held to, which was a double standard.

poseur by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021

Poseur 

Someone still trying to earn their local yokel stripes in their late 30's instead of being themself.

The poseur was a big fish in a small pond back in the small town he was from, where he was a known town bully, and he expected the locals in others places to treat him not only as one of their own, but as the big fish there. He was the kind of guy that robbed a boutique store for female's clothing and sold it back to unsuspecting females to try and get respect from people that didn't even know him, trying to make a name for himself.

Poseur by The Original Agahnim December 13, 2021

poseur 

Someone that gets on social media to post about "living" by showing off a picture of themself climbing a hill or doing something else that makes them look "active", then rants about other people that use social media to talk about life, even though they're on social media themselves.

If living is what that poseur is doing, I don't want any part of it. I like my life the way it is, and if the poseur has anything to say directly to anybody that he/she has deemed more passive than him/her, why doesn't he/she?

poseur by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021

Poseur 

Someone that has a screen name on a website they use to tell people in a town they had relatives from an area of that town, though their relatives are from a different part of the country to try and gain the trust of the residents of the town, all to try and walk all over them all by calling them NIMBY's when they oppose, disagree, or resist the poseur.

The poseur was an instigator, a self-described liar with a big ass mouth, the kind of person to lock down their town with lies, so why would anyone trust someone like that? If the poseur said that she wouldn't have a building demolished there (even though the poseur wasn't even from there originally) why would anyone believe the poseur? Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.

Poseur by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022