mill park person: OMGZZZZZ MATE WHEREZ MAH FLIP PHONE BRO?!?!?!
normal person: fuck you. fuck you anally. fuck you anally with a kendo stick. stop breathing.
mill park person: BUT BRO WUT IF MARIO SMS'Z ME MATE!?
normal person: mario wont. mario hates you. we all do.
you are not wanted on this planet. go die. a horrible, painful death.