mad sex dog

Usually a girl named madison. Is willing to sleep with anyone or anything! Considered "easy to get". This girl is not into dating. She just loves to have those one night stands. She is the girl who will go to a club and bring back at least 5 guys.

I fucked this mad sex dog last night.

mad sex dog by nhs1979 October 15, 2010

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dog-shitting-tacks mad

A state of extreme, unforeseen, and sudden anger. A reference to the disposition of a canine while it is completing the unfortunate task of expelling tacks from its rectum. The dog is extremely upset and can't figure what exactly is going on or how it happened. Used in the North American Deep South.

When John found out his best friend was sleeping with his fiancé, he was dog-shitting-tacks mad.

dog-shitting-tacks mad by Madman623 January 14, 2014

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Dog Park Punch Mad

When you get so mad because your mini dog attacks another mini dog at the dog park, you punch the playboy model who owns the other dog in the face.

Like when a Sacramento County law enforecment officer punches a citizen in the face over a midget dog fight.

Jennifer: What's wrong?
Jane: Oh I was at the dog park and this cop go so mad she punched me
Jennifer: Oh she must have been Dog park punch mad.

Dog Park Punch Mad by sillymama1974 June 26, 2010