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When you're laying there reading a novel, and a man comes up to you with an erection, forcing such erection in and out of your mouth in a thrusting-like motion.
I was winding down with a John Grisham novel and was Jonned halfway through chapter 9.
Jonned by 1800vagbags September 14, 2016
it's like owned, but more intense. also j0w3d
1. you just got joned!
2. total jonezer man!!
joned by eBrian March 21, 2003
The act of smoking joints or rather, of reaping the benefits of smoking joints.
Person 1: what are you up to this fine Sunday evening?

Person 2: got two assignments due tomorrow.....lets get JOINTED!
Jointed by Aren-James May 30, 2006
A slang word for an person of Asian decent. First used in the seventys.
Joiners are the worst drivers.
joiner by Bigokal June 21, 2007
When someone with the name John-Jon-Joe-Joel or anything with J-O in it, owns pwns someone.
man, you just got Jowned.

did you see Bobby get Jowned?
Jowned by John DeWhitt July 29, 2008

Double-Jointed 

A smoking circle in which two joints are in rotation.
I bought some rolling papers last night, had friends over and made a double-jointed circle.
Double-Jointed by Pantheon__ October 12, 2011