Outdoor furniture 

Outdoor furniture is used when referring to a females naked breasts. Often used in conjunction with indoor furniture, referring to pussy.

"I spilled all over her outdoor furniture" (I came all over her chest)

"Her outdoor furniture was very natural"

"She definitely replaced the outdoor furniture. This new set is rock hard" (she got a boob job and now her tits a hard.

Outdoor furniture by MattMastaP June 12, 2015

Build furniture

Fucking.

I went to Puck’s house to build furniture

Build furniture by Puck Moonen January 31, 2020

Movin’ Furniture 

When a dude is bent over a couch and getting ass ponded so hard, the couch gets moved around the room, along with any other furniture in the way

Tito: Lynch hurt his back and isn’t going to play frisbee golf?
John: How’d he do that?
Tito: His boyfriend was pounding him so hard it knocked something loose.
Lynch: Ya, he moved my couch from one side of the house to the other. He was really movin’ furniture.

-The names have been changed to protect the victims.

Movin’ Furniture by T-rash May 12, 2022

Arizona furniture treatment 

Verb: to leave something in the middle of the road, on a highway to get hit by a car.

"we gave our old dog sparky the Arizona furniture treatment"

Arizona furniture treatment by goodisfed December 17, 2022

Re Arranged my furniture 

When a male or female gets fucked so hard , so long and so deep That your entire abdominal area is very sore the next day or TWO

Hey girl you "OK"
Yy e a h....(Groaning and walking very slow with a limp)
My man straight "Re Arranged my furniture last night

Re Arranged my furniture by Kimberstar6 September 7, 2013

Badcock Home Furniture & More

A furniture retailer whose catchy jingle is "Badcock & More, Makes It Easy"

Badcock Home Furniture & More is the best.

Badcock Home Furniture & More by SPrice1980 April 21, 2022

Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass 

1. An expression a parent, guardian, or friend uses to tell another person to put down their furniture or there will be consequences

2. An expression people yell when somebody tries to hit them with their own furniture

1. John: *sees his child using a chair to charge at his older brother*
"Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!"

Child: Ok.

2. Fred: What do you have in your hand?

Justin: A treasure chest.

Fred: And what were you about to do with that treasure chest?
Justin: Hit you with it.

Fred: You know what you can do with that treasure chest?
Justin: What?
Fred: Nothing! Now put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!!

Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass by theblimpmaster23 July 19, 2022