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Doing the two-finger tango 

She stared at the ceiling mirror, naked hips gyrating as her fingers worked her G-spot in time with the music. She was doing the two-finger tango.

Doing a Yeovil 

When a sports team deliberately uses underhand tactics, including taking advantage of their opponent's kindness to try to win. But still loses anyway because they are crap.
They scored early on by conning the ref, fortunately though they are Doing a Yeovil and we'll still win.
Doing a Yeovil by Sultan_Pepper September 19, 2011

what am i doing with my life 

You're really bored, aren't you?
Someone said, "What am I doing with my life."

i’m doing you

Having sex with you
I’m doing you tonight
i’m doing you by New ham January 1, 2019

you know what you doing 

taken from the zero wing dialect (see all your base are belong to us). stands for you know what you are doing, or we're counting on you. Usually achieved by launching all zig for great justice, when we have no chance to survive and are making our time.
"I know what im doing!"
"you know what you doing! launch all zig, for great justice!"

Doing a Daniel 

Posting a status on Facebook, then replying with multiple comments before anyone else has responded - i.e. having a conversation with yourself.
Doing a Daniel:

Daniel: Feeling happy today.

Daniel: Although I'm kind of sleepy.

Daniel: Might have a nap.

Daniel: Thanks for reading.

Daniel: That is all.
Doing a Daniel by Ryme November 12, 2011