Analog

The act of defecating without entertaining oneself with digital devices. The use of "log" refers to the log-shaped nature of poops.

I needed to clear my head during my poop so I decided on an analog.

I just dropped an analog. It was great!

Analog by Gazornenplat April 24, 2017

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Dueling Analogs

A webcomic created by Steve Napierski that ridicules games. There is no consecutive plotline, as the comics take place within the games universes. Repeating features include Games I'm Glad Were Never Made, Rejected Mega Man Villains, and What If.

Man, Dueling Analogs was so funny today!

Dueling Analogs by Ento November 1, 2007

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analogue g-chat

passing notes the old fashioned way, i.e. by actually passing notes on a piece of paper. Has mostly been replaced by g-chat now.

Did you see those girls had their analogue g-chat going in class?" "Yeah, the professor totally saw and ripped them a new one...

analogue g-chat by Amanda Pisces November 3, 2010

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Analog Spam

The more modern vernacular of the archaic term "junk mail."

In the distant days of yore, scam artists and their corporate brethren would physically print their spam on a substance known as "paper" and placed inside of things called "envelopes," which were then physically moved by something called "the post office" directly to people's homes. From there these "envelopes" would go directly from a small metal box located just outside the residence and into the nearest garbage can.

It is rumored that some primitive societies and failing companies still attempt to use this antiquated method of spamming people with their scams to this very day.

"Oh look, mom sent me a birthday card. It was mixed in with all the analog spam."

Analog Spam by NephilimNexus January 27, 2015