zooked 

being extremely high or stoned to the point of feeling paralyzed

Mike: yo man is he gonna hit this or no
Dan: are you kidding me that kid is zooked!

zooked by andrew242345 September 9, 2008

Bhai-zoned 

The feeling when you get bro-zoned during the festival of Rakshabandhan in India. It is a festib in which sisters tie rakhis to their brothers and celebrating the bond of brother and sister, however many girls use this festival to bro-zone guys and tie them rakhis thereby giving them a signal that they consider them as brothers.

Guy 1 : I am not coming to school tomorrow.
Guy 2 : Dude why?
Guy 1 : It's Rakhshabandhan man...don't want to get bhai-zoned ...

Bhai-zoned by rishapocalypse December 20, 2014

family-zoned 

when a dude or dudette you are in love with dubs you an unofficial member of their family. hence the classic sentence "you're like family to me."
worse than being friend zoned. or better? who even knows.
(none of this matters of course if you are actually both feeling like bro & sis.)

Dude- I love you! You're like, family to me. I basically consider you my sister now.
Dudette- Yayyyyyy..... *feels all the disappointment*
Dudette- *calls friend* dude i just got totally family-zoned by Joe Bob! *cries*

family-zoned by angiepants94 January 16, 2014

zoned out 

1. To be day dreaming and unaware of the things around you. You usually appear to be staring at something, when in fact you are just looking in one place and you are deep in thought, or your mind is blank and you are trying to find yourself. Often people will wave their hand in front of your face and make a huge deal out of getting you to 'come back to earth'

2.A lot of times people that self-harm will "zone out" before they do it. This simply means that they seem to block out everything around them and can no longer reconize where they are, nor can they feel pain.

1. Becca was so bored in history class that she zoned out, so Tyler started to wave his hands in front of her to make her snap out of it.

2.Emily zoned out before she slit her wrists.

zoned out by Razzle be dazzled December 26, 2005

zoned in 

Focused. On your game. In the "Zone".

"Everything I touch turns to gold. I am zoned in, homie."

zoned in by Greg B. December 20, 2005

Zoinked 

To be HIIIIGHHH AFFFF

Yo bro im so zoinked i don't even know if i can do all that right now

Zoinked by YoungFolk June 13, 2018

Bae-zoned 

The opposite of friend-zoning, when someone refuses to view you as a just a friend and consistently hits on you and treats you like you would a bae.

Friend 1: Dude, how did it go with Anna?
Friend 2: Not so good. She bae-zoned me. Can't get rid of her!

Bae-zoned by falconator February 2, 2015