wanker scab 

Wanker Scab is when a dude wanks it so much, he gets a scab on his dick. This is mostly suffered by men, and mostly those who do not use lube or BOND tactical soap (Not a sponser.) Not to be confused with Herpes or other STDs, this usually requires a cease on wanking for 2 days-2 weeks.

I won't sleep with Jord, because he has wanker scab.

wanker scab by OldLeech September 24, 2019

full kit wanker 

A grown man or Woman wearing a full football kit in a public place other than a football pitch. Football Shirt, shorts and socks. This may also apply to other full sports kit wearers in similar situations. You will naturally think/say ' What a wanker'. Therefore 'What a full kit wanker' is applicable.

Man/Woman in any place other than actually playing the sport. Maybe in the High Street, Pub,public transport.......Anywhere in fact!!! Even on the Terraces at the match!!! Anybody commiting this crime is a 'Full kit wanker'.

full kit wanker by Sharkyyoung October 31, 2013

wanderess

n.- A female wanderer. A woman or girl who travels the world or her country in search of meaning, or else engaging in artistic pursuits. Word first coined by Roman Payne in his 2013 novel, "The Wanderess."

"She was free in her wildness. She was a wanderess, a drop of free water. She belonged to no man and to no city." (-Roman Payne, "The Wanderess")

wanderess by V. Panova August 22, 2014

cheeky wanker 

A very British insult. Basically calling somebody a sly masturbater.

Robert: Oi you cheeky wanker, ya wanna tussle?!

Bob: I knew visiting Britain was a mistake :

cheeky wanker by Veggie The Vegmeister February 1, 2017

Blue Tick Wanker 

Wanker on Facebook who has an official account allowing him/her to reach top of the comments even if he/she comments something unoriginal and stupid.

His/Her comments automatically appear on top pushing down funny(When appropriate) and original comments.

9gag's comment section is full of Blue Tick wankers.

Blue Tick Wanker by FacebookIsStillCool April 4, 2015

Wangeci

She's hot.
Usually has an ego and emerges successful in life.wangeci's are the perfect catch to call a friend.pretty,love luxury and are often mistaken for rude and proud by many.when one gets to know her,she'll be amazed by her goodness and affection she employs.she's kinda a bragger but deserves it.

Them;Haven't you heard of this wangeci ,the new proud girl in school?
Iggy:No! I've talked to wangeci and she's nice actually.

Wangeci by Chocolata bae August 5, 2018

bagpipe wanker 

A person who is originated from Scotland.

Yo, Vlad, I bet that guy is from Scotland, eh?
Yeah, He looks like a bagpipe wanker!

bagpipe wanker by wanking December 12, 2016