ufo disease 

When you run out of UFO/alien stories to tell, you simply just make up new ones. ~ Kerry Cassidy’s ex husband.

Darn I need to keep my YouTube career going or I won’t get paid. I’ve run out of stories to tell about ufo’s, so I have to make some up! Hope no one sees that I’m suffering from UFO disease

ufo disease by Fly Boy 48 April 1, 2021

Ufo cookie 

really cool person but not cooler than me smh yeah

“Ufo cookie is not cooler than milk”

Ufo cookie by spooy October 2, 2021

ufo's 

really fuckin comphy pants

i love to dance in my ufo pants!

ufo's by pixie August 18, 2003

UFO sighting 

When you are out fucking off at work, and the boss see's you.

U
Fucking
OFF

Sighted

There was a UFO sighting in the break room when Jody was supposed to be at their desk.

UFO sighting by Ken Gman March 5, 2008

UFO Phil 

UFO Phil was born Phil Hill in the early 1970s in a farm area northwest of Roswell, NM.
UFO Phil began being abducted by aliens in 1972. They implanted him with a small chip, lending him a heightened musical ability. Phil says he didn't notice the talent at first. But, after years of strenuous study and practice on several musical instruments, it became clear to him. Phil now knows his abductors wanted him to spread their message through music.
Phil left the Roswell area years ago. His home had ended up on some map of important UFO locations and he grew tired of the constant visitors asking questions. Fortunately, after many years of selling UFO debris out of his garage, Phil saved enough money to build a house far away from his previous life. He now lives in relative peace and seclusion behind the fence of a military-style bunker at an undisclosed location.

UFO Phil can be heard on Coast to Coast AM with George Noory. UFO Phil recorded the song "Listening to Coast to Coast" played on the show.

UFO Phil by Don Deago October 5, 2009

UFO: Unidentified Fuck Off. 

When someone blows you off for no apparent reason.

Text message: Hey good morning, how are you today? No response to text... UFO: Unidentified Fuck Off.

UFO: Unidentified Fuck Off. by alwaystails June 3, 2010

UFO'S 

UN FUCKABLE OBJECT'S = Fat Ugly Bitches

Yo Chris look at those UFO's standing at the bar.

UFO'S by playtowin June 15, 2011