Tossed Salad With Ranch 

When you cum in a girl’s asshole and either you or someone else eats it out.

Aunt Myrtle gave Uncle Jeff a tossed salad with ranch and now his breath smells like truffle butter

Tossed Salad With Ranch by ~]sTrOkEmYcAcTuS[~ November 22, 2018

tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich 

when you roast someone so hard that they're forced to give in

I wrote such a forceful email to my teacher to change my grade that he was tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich.

tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich by maeveisawesome October 27, 2022

tossed salad and scrambled eggs 

Frazier theme song

At the very end of his intro song

... Tossed salad and scrambled eggs.

tossed salad and scrambled eggs by TamRen August 26, 2023

bizkit tossed 

Getting your assed kicked, decisively!

1) Bizkit (old skool reference for the gluttius maximus)

2)Tossed: being thrown.

"Did you see that fight between 3rd and 4th period? That one fool got straight BIZKIT TOSSED!"

bizkit tossed by Lope Dogg April 27, 2006

aqua-tashed 

a woman sticks her fingers up her fanny(AQUArium) or smears across and wipes their fingers on someone else's TASH (musTASH) area, the smell doesnt go away for hours... trust me.

"erin got so drunk that she did aqua-tashed jack and neal"

aqua-tashed by Daisy stapo June 26, 2022

Air fried tossed salad 

N. Technically a fart, specifically while tossing salad.

While having my salad tossed I relaxed a bit too much. She ate my air fried tossed salad, and spent the thirty minutes in the bathroom vomiting that forty dollar shrimp cocktail she just had to have for dinner.

Air fried tossed salad by BIG 60, blytheville September 7, 2020

tossed salad 

A green leafy dish, usually made with lettuce, with some sort of dressing, i.e. ranch, 1000 island, etc...

As a precurser to dinner, my little brother made me some tossed salad.

tossed salad by Dan Yaeger September 23, 2008