Woobiehn Theodore Kim

Professional model, voted Time Magazine's sexiest man of the year for three years in a row, 2005, 2006, and 2007. He is most know for the invention of the teddy bear, based off a self-portrait taken in 1996. Competes in professional beauty pageants and has won 17 to date. This is mainly due to his extreme facial expressions and his trademark speedo, which he orders one size to small to show off his junk. He is Asian.

Man, I wish i was as sexy as Woobiehn Theodore Kim!

Woobiehn Theodore Kim by Smith, D. March 17, 2008

Sir Theodore the third

Classy Gordon Ramsey but Black.

person 1: who'll judge our food?
person 2: Shit, it's Sir Theodore the Third.

Sir Theodore the third by Jack Vernart November 26, 2020

Hemilda Theodore 

The most beautiful woman in the world. She's totally pretty and intelligent. Everyone is interested in her

omg she looks like Hemilda Theodore
Hemilda Theodore is so pretty

Hemilda Theodore by Franclyn February 7, 2021

Thicc Theodore 

He is the almighty infinite power if you see him you will be overwhelmed by his thickness and greatness.
All hail THICC GOD DAMN THEODORE

Thicc Thicc Theodore and he's on tv
OH MY FRICKEN GOD IS THAT THICC THEODORE AM I DREAMING

Thicc Theodore by Robloxlord7627282 March 19, 2019

dirty theodore 

A man who strikes up a conversation with a lesbian through a dating app with a sports question instead of hitting on her. And scores the date

Damn, He pulled a Dirty Theodore. He got a date with a lesbian by asking about football!

dirty theodore by Awe.some.girl April 16, 2020

Lycée Theodore Monod 

A shit school with shit teachers and gay students
The best drama this schools ever had were breakups

If you go to LTM your prob gay asf

Dude1:yo what school do you go to
Dude2: Lycée Theodore Monod
Dude1:ha GAYYYYY

Lycée Theodore Monod by SugmaDixBish December 21, 2018

Grand Wizzard Theodore 

Legendary inventor of the scratch.

The story goes that one day in 1979, Theodore was messing around on his brother's turntables, practicing his mixing skills so that he could DJ at parties in the Bronx. As is natural with all teenagers, he had his music up too loud. His mother started banging on the door and yelling at him. In order to listen to her, he put his hand on the record to stop it. He still wanted to keep the groove going, and found himself moving the record back and forth with his hand. It produced a sound he liked, and after his mother left, he spent weeks perfecting this technique, and finally unveiled it at a party during his mix.

Grand Wizzard Theodore is the inventor of the scratch, and the unofficial father of turntablism.

Grand Wizzard Theodore by DJ Conan April 12, 2004