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King Sutton

Built on a bog in the sleepy sountryside near the shit hole of Banbury
Once you move there you never leave
The residents have evolved to have webbed feet so that they can swim around in their frequently flooded shit hole
Inbreeding is not uncommon
did you hear that king sutton CSI has been cancelled? there are no dental records and all the DNA is the same!!
King Sutton by g0dzilla June 21, 2009

Evan Sutton 

your casual badminton player that partakes in ear licking contests as well as cleaning door handles while listening to Keith Lemons podcast. He is also great at fitting curtains as well as door frames. In his free time he is a Vicar and likes onion bhaji's.
sup billy no mates that guy drowning in the river looks like an Evan Sutton
Evan Sutton by Anita bee j October 21, 2021

The Sutton Academy 

The Sutton academy is full of chavvy bastards. The school is a shithole. Year 9 girls wear to much patchy fake tan and think there something. Year 7s are really weird and think there something. Everyone is really frigid and the teachers smell like shit. All the lads think there hard because they go round smoking ched in there ched shed.
The Sutton academy is full of dickeds who go round smoking ched before bed
The Sutton Academy by YOUR ALL TWATS December 15, 2019

Chance Sutton 

A cancerous Youtuber that is part of Team 10 and leeches off of Jake Paul's fame
Chance Sutton would be nothing without Jake Paul
Chance Sutton by Rachel Wang August 28, 2017

brett sutton 

Australia’s hottest doctor and chief health officer. Often referred to as “CHOttie”
Pretty much every girl in Australia is horny for him and only watches the covid 19 press conference to see him talk.
He’s a dilf <3
Did you see Brett Sutton at the vic presser yesterday? Yeah he was hot as, too bad he’s married.
brett sutton by i <3 dilfs August 24, 2021

the Hal Sutton

a large visible sweat stain encompassing the majority of the chest and/or back.
Look at the Hal Sutton that guy is sporting.
the Hal Sutton by UF2931 September 14, 2009