stump broke horse 

A horse that is trained to back up to a stump. The owner of said horse then proceeds to stand on the stump, and vigorously fornicates the horse.

Cowpoke - "Is that a stump broke horse?"
Rancher - "Yeah, I backed 'er up to a stump and fucked the shit out of 'er jes last night.

stump broke horse by Spizzum August 10, 2006

Stump Nigga

An African American, usually male of older age, who sits on their porch during the mid to late evening hours, and harass the neighborhood. Also tend to be found in groups.

Stan: Yo, why we takin' the alley to the Quik-e-Mart?
Obi: Chill fool, those Stump Niggas be out disturbin' the peace!

Stump Nigga by Antony-Ant March 6, 2010

stump dumb

The dumbest of all the dumbs possible. Dumb as a stump, or a bump on a log. Often used in reference to rednecks.

My neighbors are stump dumb hillbilly redneck neandertals.

stump dumb by mangus May 25, 2004

Stump Hanging 

A type of punishment that involves nailing the perpetrator's testicles to a tree stump, then push him over backwards. Most often used when people talk about vigilante justice for pedophiles.

Also may or may not involve setting the stump on fire.

A man stabbed his 11 month old son in the back and tossed him out the car window. I can't think of a punishment severe enough to fit this situation. My grandmother would opt for stump hanging... nails his balls to a tree stump, then push him over backwards.

Stump Hanging by sumdingwong July 6, 2009

stump job 

A handjob from a person with no fingers.

Example 1: "What a wicked stump job from that amputee!"

Example 2: "What a weak stump job from that amputee! Not satisfied."

stump job by real SMC July 21, 2006

stump the trump

When you and an amputee have anal sex, using the stump left from their amputated limb

Yooo Stacey , me and my WWII vet grandpa just tried to stump the trump last night

stump the trump by Shutuplinda June 9, 2016

stump fuck

To engage in sexual intercourse using one's amputated limb (usually the leg) to penetrate some bodily orifice.

She said she was down for some kinky shit, so I took off my prosthetic leg and stump fucked her.

stump fuck by Lance the one legged stump fucker March 19, 2008